Sleepy?

Feeling a little sleepy?

Take a nap!

Presents?

Can't find a present for that loved one that already has it all?
Check out Hammacher Schlemmer, they've got some great deals!
For example, The Authentic New York Hot Dog Vendor Cart ($5,499.99).


Also, The Mechanical Core Muscle Trainer ($1,499.99)!

New Shoes?

Wanna buy new shoes, but can't afford them?
Hold off on buying those new shoes until you CAN afford them.

Hot arms?

Do you suffer from H.A.S. (Hot Arms Syndrome)?
Wear a down vest, it goes everywhere arms aren't!


BONUS TIP: Try storing stuff in the pockets! (Storage of hot liquids in pockets is NOT recommended.)



The expert advice used in this tip was provided by Bianca Brady.

Already got a job?

Already got a job, but still short on cash?
Get a second job!

BONUS TIP: To save time, see if you can do 'em simultaneously.

Additional expert advice used in this tip was provided by Bianca Brady.

Short on Cash?

Short on cash?
Get a credit card, they're free!

BONUS TIP!
Get more than one, because free times three is still free.

Feet Hurt?

Do your feet hurt from walking?
Have a sit-down, in a chair!